A few days ago I got an email with the subject "Carrot Top Dead!!" - The only way to get more info about how he died was to click on a link to some spammy website. Even though i knew the email was spam, i still did a few "did Carrot Top Die" searches on Google and Bing, and also checked the CNN and MSNBC websites, and alas, Carrot Top is alive and kicking.
I think what I'll do is post any time I get one of these celebrity-death emails, or hear an internet rumor, and hold a mini dead-pool where we guess how or when that person will kick-it (morbid, i know, but i'm bored).
So for Carrot Top, seeing as how he has transformed himself from a skinny comedian into a steroid-riddled freak (see the pics here: Carrot Top pictures), I'm going to guess that when he does die, it will be from liver-cancer brought on by steroid use.. Or, maybe a roid-rage episode that somehow goes bad.
Anyone else morbid and twisted enough to take a guess and when or how Carrot Top goes?