Google auto-complete funnies


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If you're a real-geek, you use Google (we'll have none of that Yahoo or Bing nonsense!) - and if use Google, you've no-doubt noticed the "auto-complete" feature to tell you what you're really searching for. This feature gives you a drop-down list of searches that you can click on as you type your search, based on what other people are searching for. This can make for some troubling and funny search recommendations:

 

Remember that song on Sesame Street: "one of these things is not like the other - one of these things does not belong" ?  Well then:

 

And the winner - because you know you need to know this often:

 

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Re: Google auto-complete funnies
Try typing in "Why do I"
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Re: Google auto-complete funnies
Anonymous Visitor wrote:

Try typing in "Why do I"

Oh man, it's like Google is psychic! 9 out of those 10 suggests apply to me!
..Classic..

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Re: Google auto-complete funnies

The strawberries one is the title of a girls help book.

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ohh, good support! How did you know that, and can you give us more info detailing the subject matter of the book, which presumably has something to do with today's woman being caught between her traditionally liberated yet modernized sexuality, and her more modern yet still traditional role of hostess/housewife to someone rich and famous?
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Re: Google auto-complete funnies

just found this thread. too funny. made my whole day

OldGoat58
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Re: Google auto-complete funnies

Sad to report that I, yes me, have done some of those dumb google searches. It is so funny to see what kind of chit people post on the internet!

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Re: Google auto-complete funnies

I'm guilty of sitting in front of google typing random things simply to see what pops up... and how many results there are for it... though evidently they stopped showing result numbers...

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omg! lmao! that is too funny!! thats happened to me before!! lol..

 

 

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Re: Google auto-complete funnies

truly now....wtf? are these actual searches that have been performed on Google so it auto populates accordingly? cause that sh-it is hilarious.

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 You said it 2na!  I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard.  ~LMAO~

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