Am I going to die?

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STaRDoGG
Am I going to die?

So I just ate some baked beans that my mom makes in the crock pot, her famous recipe, and didn't feel like being all, you know ... ;)

So I grabbed some Beano out of her medicine drawer. I've never had Beano before, and it tasted a little like beef bullion when I was chewing it. Not the best taste.

 

So I look at the side of the bottle and notice the expiration, I just ate 11 year old Beano!&(*@#&(*)$()*(*_(#)_#_!!!

   

   

iamthedevil
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I was considering 3-year expired cold medicine today. But I threw it out instead. Always gotta check the dates on the stuff pushed to the back...

STaRDoGG
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I was considering 3-year expired cold medicine today. But I threw it out instead. Always gotta check the dates on the stuff pushed to the back...

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LOL! Definately a lesson learned. But eleven years. Holy buckets.

STaRDoGG
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OMG my sides hurt from laughing so hard.......DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE........Time to repent for all your sins so spill it baby.   :barf:

11 yrs old - did you yell at mom??? ROFLMAO 

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ha! Can you see the headlines already? "Man survives tornado, dies from 11 year old Beano" :D

STaRDoGG
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LOL, actually none at all. I feel like a bazillion bucks. :p

 

Maybe it ferments like booze and become more potent *grin*

juliek
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 OMG! This is too funny! Bean-o backfires and man dies from flatulence fermentation! hahaha lmoao (laughing my old ass off) I was laughing so hard that I could not breathe...too funny!

Princessbell
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Awwwwwwww. Poor guy. How do you feel. I am sure if you are going to die there will be some warning.

PinkJammies
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Nah, you're good. The medicine looses it's property value 6 months after the expiration date. What you took was a non toxic over the counter med and it's not going to hurt you.

LadyCerridwen48
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OMG!!  Sounds like the top of my parent's refrigerator, they've still got medication up there from the 70's I think.  After all the wacky medication issues Dad dealt with earlier this year, he checks with either me or my sister's husband now (he's an RN) before he takes anything.  He takes that anything VERY seriously.  I've gotten into the habit of telling him to check the dates, it was alike a foreign concept to him.  "Tylenol can go bad?"  The other day he was congested, so he called asking about some Alka Seltzer he had found "laying around".  It expired in 1982!!!  I was in elementary school at the time!!!  "No, Dad, I don't think it's going to work anymore."

 

"I flipped my channel back to CNN and I lit another cigarette"

bella22
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LMAO! And that's why i ALWAYS check the EXP. date before I eat or take something. Did you have a loud night? lol.

 
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Wonderland
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stardogg, are you alive??  shall we search and rescue?  you disappeared suddenly and i thought you might have died.  lol.  seriously dude next time check dates lol.

 

"Lately it occurs to me- what a long, strange trip it's been..."

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