Anyone want a cat??

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STaRDoGG
Anyone want a cat??

He's all yours!

 

J/K, but here's where I sound like a total bachelor ... I've still never gotten used to this, or have perfected the technique. I know people like to post nothing but squishy, heartwarming pics of their kitties in cutsie poses and all, but how about the flipside of the bagel? I should post a photograph of Bubba upchucking all over my nice new drop rug!(#$.

I'm wondering what the pet experts here normally do when this happens? As a guy, to me the real answer is obviously the rug has to go straight into the garbage. (Along with the cat rolled up in it).

But my mom once taught me that this isn't necessarily the best method of action, because I'll spend a lot of money on rugs. So what I usually do is, while holding back my own vomit, holding my breath with a handkerchief tied around my face like a Jessie James train robbery, shake the chunks (ha! bet ya liked that visual!) off into the garbage can, and just throw it in the washing machine. But the thought of it sloshing around in my machine, where I wash my clothes ... ew.

Any better, less nausea inducing way to do this?

   

   

Vash the Stampede
Re: Anyone want a cat??

spray with a hose and hand wash it.

STaRDoGG
Re: Anyone want a cat??

The cat or the rug? lol

Vash the Stampede
Re: Anyone want a cat??

dont be cruel... rugs are hard to make :p

Hello Cupcake
Re: Anyone want a cat??

Vash the Stampede wrote:

dont be cruel... rugs are hard to make :p

then you should know spraying them with a hose may not be the way to go, especially the expensive ones :p

STaRDoGG
Re: Anyone want a cat??

lol, plus I'd have to take Bare's advise and let it sit for awhile. Until spring. It's -30 degrees here today. ;p

Vash the Stampede
Re: Anyone want a cat??

umm... what??

Hot2na
Re: Anyone want a cat??

i've never known a guy friend or relative with a pet cat. most have dog(s).  so, i'm going to guess/suggest maybe a wet/dry vac? or there are several "How to clean up cat puke" videos on YouTube, believe it or not!

 

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STaRDoGG
Re: Anyone want a cat??

I should of known!, That wacky YouTube has everything. lol

You could of given me a heads up though, I was eating oatmeal when they held the camera on the 'evidence' for what seemed like forever! LOL! *pushes bowl of oatmeal away*

What I'm wondering at this point though, is there any other less "hands on" way? Like, maybe from another room or something? I mean I literally am .003 seconds away from soiling the rug myself while doing it, :D

animestrinity
Re: Anyone want a cat??

Get one of those weird dogs that likes to eat animal excretions... no matter the end it came out of...

:sick:

or... just be a man and deal with it... guys are pretty gross themselves... I don't know how a fuzzy little kitty can gross you out....

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STaRDoGG
Re: Anyone want a cat??

The fuzzy little kitty doesn't gross me out. It's the chunks and pools of liquid (vomit) that grosses me out.

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