Best Pick Up Lines.

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Hot2na
Best Pick Up Lines.

According to the stats, 47% of today's singles will meet their next relationship this holiday season. Let's see if we can manage to compile a list of the best pick-up lines that our single members can try out this Holiday-Mistletoe-New Year's Eve-Smooch at Midnight season!  *keep them PG13*

Here are a few:

 

Geek: You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Cheesy: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Math: How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Harry Potter'ish: You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

Chemistry: You're so hot, you denature my proteins 

   

   

Hot2na
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

i'm totally rolling on that one! not sure if it would scare me or make me laugh if someone used that on me ;)

 

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Wonderland
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"According to the stats, 47% of today's singles will meet their next relationship this holiday season."

uhm, so what about the other 53%?  oh.  they're going to be doing the same thing i am.  dancing in their sparkly dresses (or underwear depending on how many bottles of champagne) allll byyyyyyy themmmselllllves!  :P

k i just saw this one:

"you must have been made by Intel to be that hot."

woot!

think i can pick up a guy with that line?  lmao.

 

 

"Listening to you I get the music.  Gazing at you I get the heat... From you I get the story..."

Almost Evil
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<3 dancing in your underwear!

 

And i just go for the "...nice shoes...." My personal fave!

 

Wonderland
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i do <3 it!  yay!

how bout just-

*gets close*  "oh you smell nice...what cologne are you wearing?"

men get happy with that one.  :P

plus a non-stinky man is better than a stinky one.  lol.

 

"Listening to you I get the music.  Gazing at you I get the heat... From you I get the story..."

Vash the Stampede
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is the whole Ayla (hand signals) come hither line no longer being used?  lol

snazzy
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my husband used "im hitting on you. can i have your number?" i thought he was kidding but loved his directness and honesty. so 12 years later here we are. happily ever after.

~No pressure, no diamonds.~

Jayson Krause
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The worst one I heard was " Do you wash those jeans in Windex, Cause I can see myself in them "

 

Here are some funny ones:

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I know milk does your body good , But Damn how much you been drinking?

Got me? I'll do your body good.

Gay guys in the bar : Hey can I push up in your stool?

Hey I lost my phone #, Can I borrow yours ?

Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

As she's leaving....you:"Hey aren't you forgetting something?" She: "What?" you: " Me!"

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

He: "You look like my third wife. " She: "Oh, how many time have you been married?" He: "Twice."

 

 

PinkyV02
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Jayson Krause wrote:

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

 

lmao... No Joke, in High School we had the HOTTEST! and when I say HOT! I mean it! Physical Ed teacher... and one day  my friends dared me to use this cheesy pick up line...  "Your name must be Cambell, cause you are Mmmm Mmmm Good! lmao.. he got a laugh, we got a laugh... it was all fun n games... lol..

 

.Live. .Love. .Laugh.

Vash the Stampede
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the response is funny...

guy: i like a woman who will role play, would you act like a stripper?

gal: you mean be emotionally unavailable then take all your money?

FlimFlamTots
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'Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?'

Dip finger into drink, wipe on persons arm, then say 'let me get you out of those wet clothes'

'Here's 20 pence, go and call your mum that your not coming home tonight'.

'Get your coat you've pulled'

:D

 

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