Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding

Ever catch Bill Engval's "Here's your sign" routine?  Yeah...

Last evening, I had to hit my local Walgreen's for a few items.  I also needed Sudafed, which, thanks to the meth-heads, is a controlled substance, so I had to use the Customer Service Desk, not the regular register. 

The woman in front of me asked the employee, "Where are the incontinance pads?"  The employee response was "Huh?"

"Incontinence pads?"

"Oh, pads are in Aisle 7, Stationary, with the pens."

"Not notepads, INCONTINANCE pads, like Depends."

"I just told you, pens are in Aisle 7, stationary."

I decided to go to CVS for my Sudafed, it just seemed easier.  Here's your sign.

   

   

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You have to sign the log book everywhere, it's a Federal law.  It's the most irritating thing ever.  Boyfriend has an even harder time, since he has an out of state DL.  No $h!t, it's easier to buy crack than cold medicine in my neighborhood. 

I don't know if she heard wrong twice, or just wasn't paying attention.  Either way, I lost it, I just started laughing.  I felt really bad for the poor woman actually trying to buy the Depends.

 

"These people 'round here wear beaten down eyes, sunken, smoke dried faces, resigned to what their fate is.  But not us, no not us, we are far too young and clever"

Maybe he thought she said 'the pens' when she said depends.... But aren't those always with the pads and tampons?? I'm not sure but I have a very photographic memory and that's where I'm visualizing them.... I know it doesn't matter, but I would think unless that was her first time needing them, she'd have some sort of idea where to look...

Not that it's an excuse for the moron... I hope you told him he's an idiot when you walked out, and to consider that job gold since it's only downhill from there.

And I'm with you... that Sudafed PE stuff doesn't work for crap... Gimme the REAL sh*t!! lol... I always send someone else to get it for me... they make us sign contracts with our DL numbers and crap here... seriously... it's not any harder to get... just slightly inconvenient... the meth cookers are still at it... so it obviously isn't working... put it back!

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Nope, that were city folk.  Ayup.

 

"These people 'round here wear beaten down eyes, sunken, smoke dried faces, resigned to what their fate is.  But not us, no not us, we are far too young and clever"

omg! please tell me that was not in my part of the rural woods - - rolling rolling rolling + lmfao!

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