Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful.

Honestly now, be nice. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. That is a genetic thing of which I have no control. Try hating me for something valid like that fact I am a super snoop. Or that I can access your credit report, your mortgage documents, your email, your teenagers myspace & facebook profiles, your wedding registry, your ex-husbands dirt which is a direct reflection on your gold digging ass. Oh, or try hating me because when you are at your 9 to 5, your hot fireman husband number 2 and I are shooting the breeze outside and socializing like normal neighbors do. Or maybe hate me for giving the high school cheerleaders extra toilet paper when they T.P'd your house to do a really really swell job.

Those are reasons to hate me. Otherwise, have a great day! And I do mean that in the nicest possible way, of course.

<MOD self Edit> Standard Disclaimers Apply. Just needed to get this off my chest so my new bra will fit.



....and so this chapter closes, as i moved away. but wait.....looks like there are several prospects.


PrincessB wrote:
You are my only female crush,

i am your angie? awe, i you long long time too PB. ok- there will be he!! to pay when AE wakes up & see's this ;)


just keep telling yourself that ;)  then when your cookies & coffee arrive, you'll be in 2na.Heaven.

*click*...maybe worth 2 *click-click* lmao.


This was before I knew you baby...don't be selfish, there is enough room in my life for you both! LOL.

Oh great i thought *I* was yur chick crush? Im hurt, im betrayed, im melllltttttting....meltttinnnnggg...arrrghhh


hehe...ok fine, NOW i hate 2na! :D *click*

I know if you were hanging with my man while I was at work I would get a little jealous...LOOK AT YOU!!!! You are my only female crush, and it probably has to do with your guginess and personality too.


"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."



Saw this in my photobucket and thought of this blog you posted....enjoy!!


-Pain is weakness leaving the body- USMC OOrah!

 OH MY Tunes, I'm so sorry that you're upset. F**k them! and their insecure thinking, jealousy jackin', flat chested, fugly footin', varicose veining, herpes having, non existent sex lives! love ya Tuna...juliek

story of my life.

thanks for this!

The other women are just jealous because they don't have the pretty face, hot bod, and brains like yours! Just laugh and toss your hair around just to make them that much more mad! hahahaha! love it!

I don't think the hate you Tuna, they envy you, hate themselves.

sometimes i just get tired of women's bull-pucky-rooney-toot-tooty. went out for some retail therapy yesterday with husband and family. stopped for lunch and margs in between. had an overall great day. what happened during all of this just kind of built up. i know what i have to deal with everyday, but having my husband actually witness it and experience it was an eye opener. all day long he would notice women giving me the "up and down" look. or he'd say, "you've just been checked out again." etc. it went on all day. i'm no longer flattered, it just gets annoying sometimes.  the worst culprit is my own neighbor, affectionately known as the desperate housewife. she is who i was going off on in my blog initially. grrr Yell. ef'ing grrrr!

Tuna ><((((*> the other white meat! I am Keeper Of The Whip!

The One, the Only The Super GOOBER GEEK!

LOL  Tuna you are just not right!!!!! I love it!  Best laugh and smile I have had all week...Thanks!  I more than needed it.



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