I'm thinking of Making a TV show from my life

Hey, Chris Rock did it... why not me? 

Okay, so I've got some interesting stories for you guys... first, I've got a creative idea... but first, background info on why this came to mind...

Boyfriend is in major trouble right now... not going to get into the dramatic details, but we'll just say that two nights ago he was saying he could be out by the end of the week, and as I was packing his stuff I told him I could have him out by the end of the night... anyway, I'm still very upset with him... and we were chatting last night, and I was informing him of things that need to be done to get on my goodside... well then he told me that there should be a standard set of punishments according to the crime committed... and vice versa (sp?) with rewards and such... not a horrible idea... but then my creativity light sparked and I think I'm going to break out the construction paper and make a ladder... and a little velcro person that can move up and down the ladder accordingly. He wasn't too thrilled... said it's like kindergarten all over again... evidently he never had any apples on his tree... scarred him for life and such...

So anyone want to help me with said crime and punishment ladder? lol... ideas anyone?

Okay, so there's that... and then this morning I was having a chat with my mother... evidently when she was with her last husband her chest was bigger because she gained wait (a nice little genetic trait of my family... gain weight, buy bigger bra)... well apparently word around town was that he had bought her breast implants... oookay... well since then (they were divorced two years ago) she's lost weight, and her chest got smaller... and she told her ex husband to tell everyone she had them removed... I told her to tell him to let everyone know he won them back in the divorce.

She got a kick out of that one...

So yesterday was my mother's birthday. I got to see a lot of family again... and my uncle was there... and decided to tell my boyfriend an old story... I had forgotten all about this... thought I'd share this too... blast from the past :)... well I was always loved to go fishing with my uncle... as long as I didn't have to touch the worm... or the fish... other than that I was a pretty dam* good fisher(he had a game where you got a dollar if you caught the first fish, the biggest fish, and most fish... I always came home with 3 dollars woo hoo!)... well one year he took me and one of his kids and their friend to a kid's fishing contest... they stocked the fishing area the night before and yeah... made the parents really antsy that they couldn't fish... well, we didn't win, no biggie, we caught some really good sized fish... well the contest was over, and whooosh! parents galore knocking each other down trying to get the giant fish... so I'm still fishing there.. I get my line set up... get ready to cast, toss the pole forward and let the line go.......... only to have it wrap around some white bird that was flying about 30 feet above the water... mid air... once in a lifetime thing... fishing line wrapped around the bird about 5 times bird went crashing down into the water... poor thing was drowning as I'm screaming at my uncle and he's telling me to reel it in... we get it to the bank, where he has to put something over the bird to stop it from tangling itself worse, finally gets the line off... bird hobbles around for a few seconds... and then WHOOSH... takes off again... poor thing... was just flying and then came crashing into the water, and nearly drowned... the good ole days

and here's something that happened this morning...

So the desktop computers are facing opposite walls... so basically when boyfriend and I are at our computers we're back to back... well there's only one computer chair, and I tell him not to get another because mine (the only one we have) has been my cat's scratching post... (I figure just stop fighting him and let him have it, so he stays away from more expensive things like leather sofas)... we don't need him ruining another leather computer chair... so if one of us has the chair, usually boyfriend, the other gets the ottoman, usually me... well this morning I was sitting on the ottoman because I was too lazy to switch them around... doorbell rings... I put one foot down (I'm always sitting indian style for some reason... I dunno) and stand up... and the spiral notebook my foot decided to set on slides one way, as my body flies the other... and I end up on my side on the floor... laughing at myself... and yelling at the notebook... and my cat is just staring at me... I just looked at him and informed him that he isn't graceful either... defective cat.

And then I realized I was talking to myself... and I still didn't have any pants on.

I finally got appropriately clothed, and got to the door... no one there... I just hung my head and went back to my ottoman... taking care to pick up the notebook.

Well that's all the time I have right now... I'm hungry and have laundry to hang up...

Sometimes I wonder if I should have been that 'family' to win there own tv series... I think I would have been rather entertaining.

   

   

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 Well, my computer sits in a corner, so I'm up against the wall to my left... I actually like the ottoman (cushier on my butt) and I've for the most part good posture, but when I want back support I just turn sideways and lean up against the wall... I'm going to hook up the wireless keyboard to make my life easier so I can set it in my lap.

I'm with you on the training... I'm already having to start over since he got back from Iraq... lots of screaming 'YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN PUBLIC ANYMORE!'  and trust me, you don't even want to know... and I'm not starting over again... besides, he's got some serious arm muscles... great for all the furniture moving (could never teach the couch to 'stay')... and my constant need of piggy back rides...  

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I just had a SuperGlue accident... everyone remain calm...

It's been a long day... I'm hoping for no more fallings... but I'm good at tripping over my own feet...

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I just had a SuperGlue accident... everyone remain calm...

 Well, it looks as if we both landed on our a$$ today.  If I had been using my computer chair all this time, (of which I have 3 and one of them is 5 feet from me....call me lazy) instead of this old chair that I'm sitting sideways in, I might have saved myself a fall when I was laughing at you today.

I'll think about the ladder thingy, but in the meantime, hope you get some really good ideas. 

 

If I was standing on a fish, I'd slip and fall......

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