"Ooops II" The Sequel

So mini me is off at camp again this week. Monday husband-of-mine decides to work from home. What a treat. I'm thinking ooooh, a little  afternoon delight! So I try to contain my excitement and go about my normal realm of activities for the day that I do to keep myself busy while he is at the office. 8:30am, he has a teleconference in the home office. Our home. As a result of such, I get das`boot out into another area of the house because my typing is too loud. Okay. Grrr! An hour and a half later, I get the "okay" to come back in. His call is done. So we chat and surf and all the while he is working on reports and such. Wow time flies. It is now noon and guess who is hungry? We both are. Only, he wants food! Big ol' grrrrrrr. Oh, and he wants me to get it for him. So, off I go into the kitchen only to return a short time later with a well balanced meal because I am a kick-ass wife! Okay, lunch is done. Husband informs me he has work to finish. I'm hella board because now, he has put a cramp in my normal day at home. Oh, and no nooner! So I peel off my clothes and pasted on my bikini and out to the pool i went, thinking to myself, "that'll fix him!"   So, it is now 1:00pm. Me, "Honey - I'm going to float a bit and free my mind, I have my dive watch on so I will flip every 20 and be back in in 45." Sounds like a plan. No argument. It is now 1:17 and I hear the door open. I turn my head and it his husband-of-mine. I'm thinking mean sarcastic thoughts (in the nicest possible way of course!)....oh...he must need more food or a beverage! Oh no, neither. Husband just wanted to inform me the plumber was here so be sure to not stand up without putting my bikini top back on. Did you get that? The PLUMBER is here. Now I know why he stayed home. Not for 2na's nooner, but to replace me as the plumber. Oh, and what did plumber do? Install a water pressure regulator so the sprinkler lines won't burst/break any more. And not just any plumber, my former neighbor. Mini me's bff's dad. How awkward was that for me? I avoided him at all costs. Spent extra time in the pool then snuck in undetected to my quarters. 

Maybe husband didn't get the memo last week. I'm officially c-u-r-e-d! ...well at least until we move to our next home!

   

   

Comments

You're probably right. Unless you're standing completely naked in front of them, men don't usually get the idea. We can't blame them, they're not mind readers.

 

 

The Truth Is Out There. Trust No One! Deny Everything!

You're upsetting me....on several levels.

-I am The Phoenix that rises again.
-I am The Oasis in this dry world.

you are all silly! i don't think he knew about the nooner idea. i just assumed he was staying home to chill w/me. he worked the entire day. i think the stay home part was to greet the plumber and keep me out of the way, the tools, and from learning.

Tuna ><((((*> the other white meat! I am Keeper Of The Whip!

He must've not gotten the memo... "tuna has been cured"

OK too bad you're not "HotHam" then this would be PERFECT...

 

 

Be yourself...... Everyone else is taken!

OMG how awful!

Guys can be so dumb!! I think next time he's feeling frisky, you have more important things to do... Tell him your hungry, proceed to the kitchen and cook up everything you possibly can... cookies... brownies... cakes..... 

I went through something similar with My Sweetness just the other day. I was feeling extra frisky and he was on the computer designing our "dream home"...of course it was on the Sims 2..lol. So after 2 hours I start kissing him and pretty much throwing myself at him, for him to say that he needs to take a shower. So I know it's go time. So he comes back, and hops in the sack but to much avail its not as appetizing as I would have liked b/c he's tired. So I just get annoyed. But alas, my Sweetness always tends to make it up.

 

 

The Truth Is Out There. Trust No One! Deny Everything!

You're upsetting me....on several levels.

-I am The Phoenix that rises again.
-I am The Oasis in this dry world.