Corporate Holiday Parties, Bashes, & Mishaps!

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PinkyV02
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the boyfriend's xmas party is tonight.. Open bar.. we'll see how that goes.. lol.. I'll keep ya'll posted.. lol.. might wake up w/ vomit on my hair again! lol..

 

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Hot2na
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PinkyV02 wrote:
the boyfriend's xmas party is tonight.. Open bar..

yes! i've got my party pj's on and i'm going to live vicariously through you tonight pinky! so, start with a few glasses of wine. merlot. then get a few shots in for me. drink a bottle of water. have a few hors d'oeuvres for me. then chase them down with a few malibu rum + coke's. yep. i'm toasted by that point .

 

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Niebr
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omfg ! thts waaaaaaay too much

The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked
~Niebr~

Wonderland
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*jealous*  we don't get a holiday party...why?  cause most of the people in the office don't like each other and my bosses know it.  plus they're not trying to pay for us to get toasted.

soooo..last year, the bosses ordered us some cool deli treats, some of us bought some eggnog, then one of us went out and got a large bottle of rum, and we handed out the spiked eggnog to the people we knew wouldn't narc on us, and proceeded to get nice and buzzed at lunchtime.  then we bound peoples insurance for the rest of the day.  while slightly intoxicated.  yay fun!

 

 

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snazzy
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i work with the best people...... i attended our companies xmas party and there was a gift exchange. the kind ...i forgot what its called...where you have a number then pick or steal what someone else before you has already unwrapped. so i go to get a gift from under the tree and discover its a red velvet nighty with the white fluff trim. well, being that i am preggo and it was too small cracked everyone up including myself. so im thinking no one else is going to swipe this gift and im stuck with it. nope. the guy, yes guy, after me  swiped it. he and his wife both work for the company and are pretty religious but not at all as conservative as the hubby and i thought. so the jokes on which one of them would be dressing up starting circulating and they both played along graciously. it was hilarious! towards the end of the party hubby and i started saying our good-byes when he nudged me and said "You notice "they" left pretty early?"  then next day they blamed it on the babysitter having to leave early but we all knew the truth! lol

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Almost Evil
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Well ive worked in the medical field since forever, and i LOVE our xmas parties. We all have to be so well behaved 98% of the time that when we get to shake loose, we really do! We all get hammered, including the bosses and their wives, so no one even cares! Its the best!

However, i went to a holiday party with my roomie last year. Open bar, and of course her work is nearly 80% of people over 60- so they werent doing much drinking. There were about 10 of us under 35....we did the drinking! As the night is ending, we had our whole table FULL of empty bottles of beer and her boss comes by. Uh oh!

He asks us if we're having fun? Sure we are boss man! Can any of you guys walk a straight line? (here comes my mouth:) CAN YOU??!!??

SURE I CAN , he says with a swagger and proceeds to fall over backwards on the table, crash to the floor, grab a chair to stand up and ends up pulling the chair over on top of him. We stare in shock, then our drunk butts start laughing hysterically. Thank god he did too! In fact, I think we have pictures, i'll have to dig one up!

Niebr
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omfg thts the best! lmfao!

The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked
~Niebr~

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