Dear Santa......

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CritterKeeper
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Dear Santa,

Please leave under my tree one really nice, kind, good looking man with the desire to take care of me, and cook and clean, and love my daughter. Also please let him have no drama, baggage, or psycho exes.

Thank you,

Critter

*edit: and please make him be single

Be yourself...... Everyone else is taken!

LBL
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 Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is two acres of land out in the northwest suburbs of my city and a nice 4 bedroom, 3 bath house sitting on it.  And maybe a nice sized insulated hutch for Sonic and Max with AC & heater.  :)

 

<3,

LBL, Sonic and Max

 

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missb
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Dear Santa:

Please deliver a brand new 3 bedroomed condo, fully furnished with all brand new furniture and appliances. Also when I walk in I'd like the couch to contain one tall man with blue eyes and a fab sense of humor waiting just for me :)

Yours,

missb (P.S. I've been very good this year, so I don't see why you would not bring this for me :) )

 

 

Wishing peace and happiness to all this Christmas!

 

 

PinkJammies
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Dear Santa, all I want is my hubby to be home this Christmas

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snazzy
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PinkJammies wrote:
Dear Santa, all I want is my hubby to be home this Christmas Image and video hosting by TinyPic

i know of a lot of people who want the hubbies home for xmas. and brothers, sons, nephews, neices, sisters, etc. i hope that those desires can be filled as much as possible! im hoping for you pink!

 

 

~No pressure, no diamonds.~

PinkJammies
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Thanks, he won't be home but maybe he'll call. There are some good people out there that send calling cards along with Christmas packages to our troops.

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PinkyV02
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Dear Santa...

I really really did try.... =(

Please bring my family back together.. you know like back when I was 10 no hatred just love.. =( I really miss the happiness and although we were small.. We were always together..  <3

 

.Live. .Love. .Laugh.

Wonderland
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Dear Santa,

Please leave me enough money in my stocking to make my move happen faster.  It appears to be lagging. 

Oh and a yummy man all for me who isn't a pig, pervert (in a bad way), liar, deadbeat, dirtbag, or have any psycho exes, holding the stocking full of money wouldn't hurt.  :)

Love always,

MIW

 

"With my big black boots and an old suitcase, I do believe I'll find myself a new place..."

 

snazzy
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well, this is it. i found the perfect gift! i heard the morning radio show talking about this. i couldnt believe it then i Googled it for myself. wasnt there a worst gift ever thread? or maybe it should go in the "so you think you have it all" thread. either way it cracks me up!

**** TOILET FOR TWO ****


Date: 2008-11-06, 9:20PM PST

I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It’s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can’t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been – had she been just a little more open minded. It’s just not the same when you use it alone – and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.

The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few.

I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.

 

 

 

 

~No pressure, no diamonds.~

thehunter
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 Dear Santa,

           Before my days are number, just one time I want to hold my daughters and tell them I love them and tell them I'm sorry for what life has brought to them.

thehunter

 

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