lol animals /macros/ random/ general internet humor

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lol animals /macros/ random/ general internet humor

I'm suggesting a new forum. I've got a trillion lol-inducing pictures on my computer -- and would love to share them here with other geeky types who find the same odd things amusing.

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animestrinity
Re: My love affair.......

lol... once me and Abra nearly made the chatroom crash with a smiley war.... we copied all the smilies and then kept pasting them like crazy... I don't recall why... I'm sure we were arguing about something stupid like the :sick: smiley.... anyway the chatroom froze up for about 15 minutes... and then we were arguing via IM about who broke it.

And Hubby... if you're reading this... it was all Abra's fault... 

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anonamouse
Re: My love affair.......

They are FANTASTIC!  I tried to copy one or two but they didn't save.

The one's I'm interested in are the spanking one & the light sabre fighting one.

 

molten_chocolat...
Re: My love affair.......

haha I like the "off topic!" one.

doonie479
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...thats so cute...the little smiley with the spray paint. love it.

molten_chocolat...
Re: lol animals /macros/ random/ general internet humor

ha! that's gorgeous.

animestrinity
Re: Go elf yourself....

 the one on the right... there's something wrong with his leg... so very very wrong...`

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Hot2na
Re: ROFLMAO - this is good!

omfg Laughing. i hurt from laughing so hard!! i might of wet  myself.  and my mascara is running, and my eyes burn from wiping the tearsCry. this is some good shtufff ! 

 

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it… it says "Chicken of the Sea".

molten_chocolat...
Re: ROFLMAO - this is good!

That was adorable. More wedding receptions should be like that!

animestrinity
Re: ROFLMAO - this is good!

 Okay... I admit, I chuckled a bit with the Ice Ice Baby, and Jump On It parts... what was that? Like the top 100 worst party songs ever mix?

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animestrinity
Re: lol animals /macros/ random/ general internet humor

Got this in an email..... had to repost it for those who haven't read it before:


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power........ A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f**king stupid to own a computer.

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