Please Like This Page And Save A Life

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animestrinity
Please Like This Page And Save A Life

Please LIKE this page, before you read this story, else it might be too late for me.

In 2005, a virus was being developed in the Japan. This virus was going to end all wars. How it worked, was that it would be introduced into a large water source, and it would replicate itself until the entire globe was contaminated. There would be no way to kill this virus, or stop it from growing. Once infected, the part of the brain that controls hate, would be eaten away. Sounds like a good thing, right? No more hate? Well, things went wrong.

China, where many of you know Apple products are made, sent a spy to steal this virus. When they brought it back to China, they altered it. They created the disease that became known as Fanboyitis. It worked by growing the ego-center of the brain, rather than destroying the hate-center. They then contaminated every Apple product that they manufactured. Effects of Fanboyitis are: being unable to call an Apple product by anything other than its Apple name, praising the superiority of Apple products for no particular reason, telling everyone that if something is wrong with their Apple product they can take it to the Apple store, but not informing that if your warranty is up you're absolutely screwed because no one else can fix your Apple product, and being free advertisement for Apple with no realization of being such. Why would they do this, you ask? Because growing the demand for Apple products insures their necessity to build them.

Well, in 2011, as you all know, back in Japan, (am I using commas correctly?) there was a tragic earthquake that cause a huge tsunami that destroyed much and killed many. What they didn't tell you was that the laboratory where the virus was still being developed was hit and the still incomplete (hey, it's hard work to get rid of hate) virus was released into the ocean. Because the virus is incomplete, it doesn't work as it should, and instead of destroying hate, it increases it, but only towards Apple. No one knows why. It's known as CrApple-a-tosis. This virus has made its way around the globe and many people have succumbed.

As many of you know, I am infected with CrApple-a-tosis. It's a horrible disease that makes it nearly impossible for me to even look at an Apple product without becoming enraged. Another side effect of CrApple-a-tosis is insomnia. I can't sleep because I'm too busy hating Apple. It's all I can think about.  The only cure for CrApple-a-tosis, is oddly enough, Fanboyitis. In order to cure me, I have to have an Apple product, contaminated with the virus from China.

Luckily, GrownUpGeek.com is having a contest, and the prize? An Apple iPod Touch, from China, ready to contaminate the winner with Fanboyitis. In order to win this, I have to gain points as a Top Fan. I'm already in the lead, but in order to secure my spot, and win the cure to my horrible affliction, I need your help. I need you to LIKE this page. If I get the most likes, I'll receive 50 points, and will more than likely be able to hold the lead and win the iPod Touch. If you have a heart, you'll do this. It's totally a life and death situation for me.

Please, tell your friends and family to come to THIS PAGE, and hit the LIKE button at the top. LIKING a status post is NOT the same thing, it has to be THIS PAGE.  I'm not asking for a donation, just a few seconds of your time. It's for a good cause.

Written by: http://www.facebook.com/animestrinity ... Please help AnimesTrinity get the cure for CrApple-a-tosis, because she's awesome.

   

   

Anonymous Visitor
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life
This should win for creativity good luck!
Miss
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

 Ok...so how am I suppose to go up against this!?! Criiiiipes!!! 

animestrinity
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

 Evidently it's not about creativity... you just have to get people to like it!

mizwingzz
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

That's hilarious! You are too clever and a force to be reckoned with. Although, as you pointed out, it all boils down to gettting the "likes" and not so much what you write to get them. I wish you luck! because you're going to need it!  ;)

Terry

hubby
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

[quote=mizwingzz]I wish you luck! because you're going to need it!  ;)[/quote]

Oh Noe U Di'Int!
You better hope she doesnt belong to any other big websites, or have any FRIENDS that do!

mizwingzz
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

I know... *sigh*... my minions need containing sometimes because it's so easy to pull out the big guns online.  ;)

 

mizwingzz
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

So... I remember "Miss" too from a few years back. Nice to see not everyone dropped out.

I am worried about this submission too. She's always been one of my favorite bloggers so it stands to reason that she would be creative in this arena too. It's on! lol

Terry

Miss
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

 Hey Mizwingzz!! I remember you!!!! Yay, glad to see you again! 

I "liked" Shannon's too because I loooved it!! Mine was short and sweet because I have a million things to do today, and am not feeling creative AT ALL!!! haha 

mizwingzz
Re: Please Like This Page And Save A Life

So happy that you remember me! 

 

Mine was more desperate. lol  We'll see. See you around!

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