What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

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Hot2na
What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

Yesterday, while driving with the flow of traffic, I noticed a car approaching in the lane behind me at a rather fast speed. Only to hit his brakes when he was on my bumper, then speed up again to go around me....only to have to stop a the red light about 50 ft head of us. Why would anyone do that? What is the big rush to get to a red light and stop? Because I fail to see one (big rush need). So I thought to myself, if I had a custom remote control, I would make this driver fall 5 miles behind everyone else, then speed up every time he approached or seen a police car. 

If I had a custom remote, I would turn on the neighbors sprinkler system in her front yard every time I smile and wave and she ignores me.

If I had a custom remote, I would zap dinner on the table only on nights that I am not up for cooking.

If I had a custom remote, I would set the clock back 1-hour so I don't have to rely on the annoying snooze buttom.

What would you do with your custom remote? How would it look?

   

   

piikalama
Re: What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

funny Laughing  dont forget the lesson adam 'the sandman(?)' sandler taught us with his remote control movie!  hahaha!

the toilet seat button cracked me up!

Cassandra0321
Re: What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

Didn't have an answer for this one really until I got my answer regarding my wireless connection....

Lets just put it this way.... My remote would make me the proud owner of a new set of stud (humph ) ear-rings...small as they would be...they'd still be off where they sit now...and on my shelf later.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cassie

Add a balls off button to the remote please.... dang it!

 

The One, the Only The Super GOOBER GEEK!

innocentstalker
Re: What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

haha that's hysterical, if only

RainOnaPond
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I really need one of these.

CritterKeeper
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If i had a custom remote, lunches would be made at the push of a button. Funny, it seems like such an easy thing, but at the end of homework, dinner, washing uniforms, making sure they bathe themselves etc, making 4 lunches becomes an extremely annoying task. Not even counting remembering who wants want, cause GODforbid, even 2 of them want the same thing. Nope. Never. 

Be yourself...... Everyone else is taken!

animestrinity
Re: What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

I would have:

-Instant Clean Laundry button

-Find Missing Shoe button

-Find Keys button

-Insta-Ramen button

-GTFO button

-STFU button

-Massage button

-Auto-A.C. button (which would work outside)

-Auto Front Parking Spot button 

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

CritterKeeper
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-STFU button

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Ditto. You are brilliant. I might even wear that button out. Better put 2 of them on there! 

Be yourself...... Everyone else is taken!

Cassandra0321
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As most of you know I am a teacher...I teach eighth graders and today was the last day of school....Officially....Course Monday I start my tutoring group...anyhow... Remote  OH SO NEEDS... SNOW DAY..(teacher needs a break) Course it was over a hundred degrees here today so snow could have been an issue!  *lol* 

 

 

The One, the Only The Super GOOBER GEEK!

Niebr
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i just want the remote from the movie click, boss pisses me off, jus pause, beat him, and unpause,

The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked
~Niebr~

FlimFlamTots
Re: What Would You Do With A Custom Remote?

I would use it to turn off the light when I've climbed into bed then realise that I've left it on :(

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