Yesterday, while driving with the flow of traffic, I noticed a car approaching in the lane behind me at a rather fast speed. Only to hit his brakes when he was on my bumper, then speed up again to go around me....only to have to stop a the red light about 50 ft head of us. Why would anyone do that? What is the big rush to get to a red light and stop? Because I fail to see one (big rush need). So I thought to myself, if I had a custom remote control, I would make this driver fall 5 miles behind everyone else, then speed up every time he approached or seen a police car.
If I had a custom remote, I would turn on the neighbors sprinkler system in her front yard every time I smile and wave and she ignores me.
If I had a custom remote, I would zap dinner on the table only on nights that I am not up for cooking.
If I had a custom remote, I would set the clock back 1-hour so I don't have to rely on the annoying snooze buttom.
What would you do with your custom remote? How would it look?
funny
dont forget the lesson adam 'the sandman(?)' sandler taught us with his remote control movie! hahaha!
the toilet seat button cracked me up!
Didn't have an answer for this one really until I got my answer regarding my wireless connection....
Lets just put it this way.... My remote would make me the proud owner of a new set of stud (humph ) ear-rings...small as they would be...they'd still be off where they sit now...and on my shelf later.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cassie
Add a balls off button to the remote please.... dang it!
The One, the Only The Super GOOBER GEEK!
haha that's hysterical, if only
I really need one of these.
If i had a custom remote, lunches would be made at the push of a button. Funny, it seems like such an easy thing, but at the end of homework, dinner, washing uniforms, making sure they bathe themselves etc, making 4 lunches becomes an extremely annoying task. Not even counting remembering who wants want, cause GODforbid, even 2 of them want the same thing. Nope. Never.
Be yourself...... Everyone else is taken!
I would have:
-Instant Clean Laundry button
-Find Missing Shoe button
-Find Keys button
-Insta-Ramen button
-GTFO button
-STFU button
-Massage button
-Auto-A.C. button (which would work outside)
-Auto Front Parking Spot button
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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-STFU button
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Ditto. You are brilliant. I might even wear that button out. Better put 2 of them on there!
Be yourself...... Everyone else is taken!
As most of you know I am a teacher...I teach eighth graders and today was the last day of school....Officially....Course Monday I start my tutoring group...anyhow... Remote OH SO NEEDS... SNOW DAY..(teacher needs a break) Course it was over a hundred degrees here today so snow could have been an issue! *lol*
The One, the Only The Super GOOBER GEEK!
i just want the remote from the movie click, boss pisses me off, jus pause, beat him, and unpause,
The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked
~Niebr~
I would use it to turn off the light when I've climbed into bed then realise that I've left it on :(
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If everybody looked the same, we'd get tired of looking at each other :)
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