Your Single Worst Movie Ever

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Stevie
Your Single Worst Movie Ever

We've had them but they slipped our mind.  Bad movies.  Lame theater releases.  Not the ones that you sit through and during small-talk later you find that your date didn't much like it either.

I'm talking the ones where 10-minutes into it you turn to your companion and whisper, "This is terrible!  No way I'm going to be able to sit through this shi**y movie.  Let's go now!"

Only one worst movie per customer.  Videos/DVD's are allowed provided they were once a theatrical release.  No made-for-TV movies.

Pick your absolute worst. 

 

Mine.

"Escape From LA" starring Kurt Russell.  Movie night at home with my wife in the late 90's and I rented some VHS tapes from Blockbuster.

Within 5 minutes Kurt's character makes its entrance.  If memory serves this nightmare, he's in an alley wearing a leather vest and black eye-patch.  He's supposed to look tough, but it's oh-so embarassingly silly.

I look at my wife, she's already looking at me (as usual when we're thinking the same thing) and when we lock eyes, she does her laugh with closed lips that sounds like a raspberry.  I laugh and without a word, I get up and hit 'eject' without even rewinding the 5-minutes we saw.

Back into the box it goes!

   

   

animestrinity
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

Pathfinder

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Glovermann
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

God Pathfinder was pretty bad

 

I have lots to choose from here but one that almost always is the first to come to mind is Street Fighter. Being a huge video game player since I was 5, this game pratically invented the fighting game genre, boosted the popularity and competition of arcades like a billion percent and spawned more cheap knock-offs than a chinatown street vendor could ever hope to compete with.....the hopes for this from kids my age was high. Sadly it ended up being a complete embarassment to all games and movies. Seriously its AWFUL. I believe it killed the careers or anyone in it and it literally killed Raul Julia.....So anyone who wants to see one of the worst pieces of crap to ever disgrace the screen, watch it, you'll regret it....I promise

animestrinity
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Pathfinder was the only movie I've ever walked out on... first, I was laughing because of it's awfulness, then I fell asleep... then I got woken up by the group I was with because they wanted to leave because it was so bad...

I gave them sh*t all night, because all three of them had outvoted me to see it... *I* wanted to see Cars.

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oubliette
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

I loved Cars!! Mater lolol

supervioletrays
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Prom Night. Poor acting, lame story. Went go see it with a girlfriend.

 

---The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had---

Green
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

 Cabin Fever.. It was the worst! We laughed through half of it and then walked out.. The guys might like it though .. lots of cleavage

 

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lone wolf
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i can beat that lol ... i went to blockbuster one night wanting to get something stupid, (i was in a mood to watch something r***rded) and i picked the gingerbread man lol

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364376/

 

supervioletrays
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

And I thought Chucky was a weird concept...

 

---The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had---

lone wolf
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

lol i know what ya mean ... chucky at least remotely had a plot though

NHatch
Re: Your Single Worst Movie Ever

For me it's "Die Another Day", I can't believe people actually liked that movie.

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